10 Things you should know about Matt Numrich

10. Matt Numrich once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.

9. Matt Numrich CAN believe it’s not butter.

8. Matt Numrich destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of suprise

7. Matt Numrich can slam a revolving door

6. Matt Numrich counted to infinity – twice

5. Matt Numrich does not read books, he stares atthem till he gets the information he needs.

4. Matt Numrich is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

3. Matt Numrich let the dogs out.

2. Matt Numrich once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

1. Matt Numrich is the reason Waldo is hiding.

One Response to “10 Things you should know about Matt Numrich”

  1. Dave says:

    HA HA!
    Number 4 cracks me up.
    Number 2 I bet Matt knew he ate her.

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